Old Mangroves

Friday, June 29, 2007

i love patrick wolf

This post is a post in honor of Canada Day written by me and my friend, Jenna.

In this post you will find:

i. Men in Black
ii. Malibu Rum
iii. Me
iv. Jenna
v. A Recipe for Vegan Pad Thai
vi. A Drawing of Orlando Bloom
vii. Working at Staples
viii. Good Things in Canada


i. Men in Black


Men in Black was a movie that came out in 1997. Will Smith wrote a song about it. Men in Black is not to be confused with the hardcore pornography, Babes in Black.

ii. Malibu Rum



Malibu Rum is a diversified species, much like human beings, and consists of multiple colors and flavours as seen in this picture. We do not discrimnate against a bottle of Malibu Rum based on its color.










iii. Me

My name is Morgan Cohn and I work with kindergarteners (or kindergardeners) and I get paid 9 dollars an hour to do so.


iv. Jenna

Jenna is a half black half white girl from Canada.
She works at Staples.
She is wonderful.


v. A Recipe for Vegan Pad Thai (written by Jenna)


Lasts: about a week and a half if you eat it for like every meal. oh my goddddd.

Make one whole package rice noodles to directions, drain and set aside.
Heat 1 tsp of canola oil in a wok.
Cook 1 pkg of extra firm tofu which is diced into 3/4" cubes until crispy*~.
Add in some sliced mushrooms and cook them bitches too.
Add 1 can of pad thai sauce, rice noodles, 2 thinly sliced green onions, and 1/2 cup of chopped peanuts.
Coat mixture in sauce and cook until noodles are tender yet firm.
Stir in 2 cups of bean sprouts, warm, and remove from heat.
Serve with coarsely chopped fresh cillantro.

Bring some to Jenna.







vi. A Drawing of Orlando Bloom (as depicted by Jenna)







vii. Working at Staples

I know nothing about working at Staples but I'm sure it's pretty easy. (haha)

viii. Good Things about Canada


Canada is a pretty good place, but a lot of people don't really give it a chance. But there are reasons to give Canada a chance and celebrate Canada Day with all your friends.

Canada has the most donut stores per capita.

Tegan & Sara, Final Fantasy, Feist, Broken Social Scene, Jason Collett, Emily Haines, Stars, The Weakerthans and many, many, many more musicians came from Canada.

Degrassi is from Canada.

Canada has beer, coloured money, Jenna, Montreal, moose, mounties, and free health care!

I have an aunt and two cousins who are currently in Canada.

Canada's legal age is 19, but it's 18 in Quebec.

Canada is home to Canadian Bacon, but I don't eat meat.

Maple Syrup is the basis of Canadian society.

Raffi and Jenna (they go hand in hand) both are from Canada.

You don't have to lock your doors at night if you live in Canada.

Canadians are generally very good looking!





i love everyone xx